Whats your Game?

the wow commercials:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLlCfC0bu6Q mr t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykb2A4FtyHQ shatner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11jxKixFCRQ toledo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIfC_1Xav7c van damme, no eng subs but this is what he says:


“My name is Jean-Claude Van Damme… and I am a mage.”

“Hand-to-hand combat for me: it's over!”

“Now I can cast powerful spells!”

“Just try messing with me… I’ll turn you into a sheep.”

“A sheep!”

“…Because we all are a bit like sheep, you know...”

“I am Jean-Claude Van Damme, I am a mage.

“And you?”

"What’s your game?"

My name is Vym......and I'm a druid.

I can shift into many forms and as a class I've helped make warriors and rogues pretty pointless.

I can dps as well as any whiney belf rogue and my tanking skills surpass orc warriors as i dont have to change stance to intercept (xD)

You may be thinking ....Hey Vym, why doesnt everyone play a druid?

I'd have to say 2 reasons.

1) theyre dumb

2) theyre scared that they might be forced into the ridiculous oomkiin form

I'd just say hey dog, dont worry about the oomkin, its not compulsary, hell, we kill and cook as many as we can at weekends, come join the party!!

My name is Vym and I'm a druid.

All other classes are pointless

(DISCLAIMER!!**) This statment doesnt stand on the following situations

a) Vym needs a healer for instances

b) Vym needs you to boost his many alts

c) Vym is stroking your ego so you join him for an eots or ab premade 'because ofc we need you your VITAL'

good one Vym:)

"hey, am Frostbreeze and i am a frostbolt casting rogue"
"i am usaly on top of the damage meter, a fact that i am very proud of. In fact i am so proud of it that i make a point in beeing it as often as i can, witch usaly end up in big red letters screaming ***AGGRO*** on my screan"
"Sometimes when i aggro things go very wrong as i blink away and the group starts getting confused and som mob kills the healer wich results in the tank dying too, then what i do is use Vanish(invisibilety) and brag about beeing alive"

"People always ask me: How do you avoid beeing flamed by group for this?"
"simple, i just blame the hunters, ppl have been doing that for years"

"am frostbreeze and am a rogue/mage. Whats your Game?"

Hello. I'm Rehtar.

And I'm a PvP Hunter of the Horde... and I'm better than Vym

I'm a - Master at the art of survival.
*AV scene*
Standing behind a tree, shooting through it is the key to victory, I seriously kick arse.... unlike Vym

Even in my melee combat, I can 'DpS!' rogues to shit. With my amazing freezing traps, I often get called over-powered.. but that's just me... not Vym.

*Cut to Orgrimmar with noobs around me and me flexing*
Sometimes, the lesser members of the Horde mistake me for a tank, due to my 12k HP... unlike Vym in his DPS form.

*cut to scene of me sitting on a rock, in Azshara, reading a letter*
You must be wondering - 'Hey, Rehtar! Where can I learn how to be a powerful member of the Horde, that's better than Vym, such as yourself?'

Simple.. Don't be Vym..- ImeanplayWorldofWarcraft!



*cut to scene of me sitting on Vym's corpse*
I am Rehtar, and I'm a PvP Hunter!







And I'm better than Vym.

HEAL ME VYM! HEAL ME!!!

lies!!!!!!!! Right, you'll see, next time in arena and you need a heal, or for me to cyclone the rogue chewing your face off, you'll find THIS druid spam loling you..........bloody huntards......jeez



<3

-My name is Yonneh and i'm a Troll Retard

Yonneh! it's a rogue, not a retard

-OMGWTFSTFUNOOB!!!

-As i was saying, my retard scorns through mighty forests on it's lollerska..

Yonneh, it's a rogue, there's no such thing as a troll retard

-Maybe Yonneh hacked the games and created a retard class?

-Maybe Yonneh is pretty handy with computers?

-Did that ever occur to you mr. condescending consciousness?!?

-I'm Yonneh, and i'm a Troll Retard!!

-what's you game? duuuur

we need more members to make a whats your game post